Upload the evidence
Drop in a photo of your bedroom, living room, kitchen, or whatever that corner is supposed to be.
AI interior judgment engine
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload a room photo. Get a brutally specific AI roast, three fixes that genuinely help, and a share-ready clip in seconds.
One free roast every day. No credit card required.
Roast preview
“That overhead light has the emotional range of a parking garage.”
The Room Roast promise
Specific, never generic
The roast reacts to what is actually in your photo.
Savage, not cruel
We judge the decor—not the person living with it.
A useful ending
Every punchline comes with three actionable fixes.
From camera roll to public humiliation
One photo. Zero mercy. Three good ideas.
Room Roast turns interior advice into something you will actually watch—and probably post.
Take the roast
AI vision spots the sad lighting, furniture crimes, and suspicious decor—then delivers the verdict in text and voice.
Actually fix it
Every roast ends with three practical upgrades, so your emotional damage at least has a purpose.
Post the receipts
Export a vertical clip with captions and a punchy hook, ready for your group chat or feed.
Pricing
Affordable emotional damage.
Start free. Upgrade when one room is no longer enough.
Free
For casually roasting the current situation.
$0
- 1 room roast per day
- AI roast in text and voice
- 3 practical upgrade tips
- Share-ready image export
Full-send mode
Room Roast Plus
For creators, serial redecorators, and entire homes in need of intervention.
$4.99 / month
Unlimited room roasts
Roast my whole house
Style-specific personalities
Vertical video with captions
Punchy social hook
Everything in Free
Before you upload
Fair questions. Honest answers.
Your mattress-on-the-floor era ends here
Brave enough to show us the room?
Upload one photo and receive a roast worth sharing—plus a room worth improving.
Roast my room